Mega Church Networked Special Edition
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Imagine if you could create the church you wanted, any way you wanted.
Put together a worship service exactly the way YOU want: hymns, no hymns, drums, no drums. Are you from Wisconsin, start Polka Mass! Start a building campaign, ask for donations.

Be the next Joel Osteen as you play Mega Church.
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ASIN: B000B659FE
Dimensions: 5.40 inches x 1.50 inches x 7.50 inches
Date first available at Amazon: August 24, 2005
Product Description
Pastor a simulated church and create your own Christian empire
Build a church from the ground up
Hire and fire staff
Deal with idiots, naive volunteers, and denominational egos
Attract fickle unchurched people with Bingo, revival meetings or fasting--it is all up to you!
Select a pre-loaded community
Xurban or suburban church plant (for those who want it easy or just starting out)
Or pastor an inner-city, multi-ethnic 80 year old church with 50 members and $1 million mortgage debt (for those who really want a challenge)
Choose a denomination (Lutheran, Catholic, Baptist, Pentecostal plus many more obscure factions)
Or load a brand new emergent plug-in
Take weekly offerings and go over budget
Start your own radio or cable-access show
Attend the latest conference to hone your skills
Implement the latest ministry fad
Review weekly attendance and giving records
Earn points with God by winning souls for Christ
With network play enabled, you can steal members from other churches and earn points just like you saved them yourself.
The possibilities are endless! To grow your church, work on all the strategic variables.
Write a mission statement
Choose a logo
Get a billboard
Hire a professional musician
Buy plasma television for your PowerPoint presentations
Prayer, study and preparation get thrown in there too--and the mysterious (or fickle) will of God! Deal with real-life scenarios including:
Troublesome board members
Elderly donor who wants to buy a new organ
A son starts using drugs
Your trusted deacon sleeps with your secretary
The city starts a construction in front of your building
Offering stolen
Denominations and Bible colleges use it to prepare potential church planters or associate pastors. It is better than an internship!
Do it all without a degree, license or even the Bible! Just like

Well, I ran into this back last spring... And no, it is not a real game... but it does hold alot of truth as to the state of these churches today!!
However, there is a real game called Left Behind /Eternal Forces. In this real-time strategy game based upon the best-selling LEFT BEHIND book series created by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins. You can join the ultimate fight of Good against Evil, commanding Tribulation Forces or the Global Community Peacekeepers!
Heck, in multi-player mode you can even play as the AntiChrist's Global Community Peacekeepers.....http://www.eternalforces.com/
So get out there and start converting those Rock Star (Level 3 Musicians) whose Special Abilities are: Swearing, Performing Concerts... Being rich and loved by the whole world. Oh and be forewarned, they do as they please.
Ridiculous? Absolutely!!!
Bill
2 comments:
Ever listen to Issues Etc? Todd Wilkens is an Reformed Luthern. Isn't that bad to say "reformed" luthern..lol Lutherism is so different that Luther! Todd is "cranky" about things like Mike Horton on subjucts. very good! http://www.kfuoam.org:80/ie_main.htm
Well Todd will critic Ostene a lot. :)
Ken
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